Comedy and Jokes

Who the Done?

Everbody knows that Leroy Smart calls himself "The Original Don" One day him pose up outside Penthouse like any double six, on his Volvo. Same time, Gregory Isaacs rode up on his Honda 50 an shot Leroy one Bax BLAM ! it echo all over Kingston, then Gregory turn an sey to Leroy with his little squeaky voice...."A who a Don ? " 
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Buju Banton


One day Buju was walking downtown, and to his right Buju spot a sexy daughter, it make him start to sing "Walk like a champion talk like a champion, what a piece a body gal tell mi whey you getti from." So the girl told Buju that he was just jiving, that probably he sing that to every girl. Immediately hear Buju "I would like to be the only in your life, a want to be the only man, real quality time an affection." As the girl heard she began to blush, and told Buju that she really needed a man, but she wants one who is hard core because most of the men she experienced were soft, and couldn't handle the bedwork. So she aked Buju if he thinks he's qualified, hear Buju "Gal fi beg, whenever time mi hol dem inna mi bed, cock dem up high an sink mi third leg," furthemore, hear Buju again "Mi a di stamina daddy fi all di gal pikini, tell all di sexy body girl dem......" The girl was quite impressed so right away she and Buju checked into a motel. After they started the bedwork, in no time Buju pap off. The girl was very astonished and asked Buju if thats it, if he is finished already, hear Buju "I could go on and on, the full has never been told."

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